Текст и перевод песни 屁孩 Ryan feat. rgry - 嘻哈唐伯虎

嘻哈唐伯虎

嘻哈唐伯虎 嘻哈唐伯虎 嘻哈唐伯虎
別人笑我太瘋癲
我笑他人看不穿
我的腦袋像大便但裡面在充電
提供菜色是和牛但賣自助餐

當我從遙遠的北京飛回到台北
還沒到家喇叭就被使勁 的吹
曾經的選 擇現在都三五成群追
潮濕的台北配上潮濕的妹

一趟新說唱知己知彼知人心
讓妳猜猜在座誰是狐狸精
謝謝愛奇藝送我一雙好眼睛
現在錄個屁聲進Demo都有人聽

他們一開始就問我為何要叫屁孩
我笑著鬼 扯 沒為什麼 因為割你臍帶
當他們還在擺高姿態笑著說我奇怪
你還在唱爛Trap我已經偷偷把你擊敗

像這種好貨你 真的不該錯過
跳脫無聊的主題和長一樣的 flow
相信嘻哈伯虎絕對不會說錯
就算熱狗都說：「 屁孩，你真的很做作！」

嘻哈唐伯虎 嘻哈唐伯虎 嘻哈唐伯虎
別人笑我太瘋癲
我笑他人看不穿
我的腦袋像大便但裡面在充電
提供菜色是和牛但賣自助餐

他們總說要開 Auto tune 才會帥
但我偏唱 Old school 我不唱 trap
我是禽獸沒有衣冠大搖大擺耍變態
小心女友笑著笑著就被我外帶

我說殭屍的殭屍的殭屍切
鱈魚相思的相思有夠他啊貴
帶著上場他們說我像 在搞同樂會
我說他們幽默感就丟在那個垃圾堆

他們都用一樣的 Trap beat 和 flow 在唱那樣的快嘴
我從頭到尾都聽不懂天阿真的好累
他每天難過才叫 real 他又比他還更頹廢
說我搞笑就好 fake
Excuse me

要Real要 real 一直鬼打牆
你全班最 real 啊不就好棒棒
誠實真的不難不用一直掛嘴上
你只要 Real 那倒不如去當和尚

嘻哈唐伯虎 嘻哈唐伯虎 嘻哈唐伯虎
別人笑我太瘋癲
我笑他人看不穿
我的腦袋像大便但裡面在充電
提供菜色是和牛但賣自助餐

好像昨天才再等著每週看周延
一不小 心就站在台上唱著論新年
Idol站左邊 地下站右邊
不倫不類的屁孩就請站中間

就突然這樣站在這邊
賞月賞花賞秋香萬尼達就坐在我後面
接下來就讓我用一段小短篇
表達我對新說唱好夥伴的終極思念

真的別怕自己多雷就多練習
過號就繼續等著不怕流鼻涕
比起起頭的苦終點是相對甜
除了饒舌我最愛美腿和美顏

就讓 我們帶起唱新浪潮
不用再為Idol地下身分多傷腦
但千萬記得別拿經紀人擋刀
偶像包袱太重就四周躺好

嘻哈唐伯虎 嘻哈唐伯虎 嘻哈唐伯虎
別人笑我太瘋癲
我笑他人看不穿
我的腦袋像大便但裡面在充電
提供菜色是和牛但賣自助餐

Hip Hop Tang Bohu

Hip Hop Tang Bohu Hip Hop Tang Bohu Hip Hop Tang Bohu
Others laugh at me for being too crazy
I laugh at them for not seeing through
My brain is like feces but it's charging
Providing wagyu dishes but selling buffet

When I flew back to Taipei from distant Beijing
Before reaching home the horn had been vigorously honking
The choices of the past are now chasing in groups of three or five
Damp Taipei with damp ladies

A trip to The Rap of China knowing yourself, knowing others, and knowing the human heart
Let you guess who is the vixen
Thank you iQiyi for giving me a pair of good eyes
Now even a recording of a farting sound in the demo would be listened to

They initially asked me why I called myself Pihai
I jokingly bullshitted no reason just because of cutting your umbilical cord
When they were still acting high and mighty and laughing at me being weird
You were still singing shitty trap while I had already secretly defeated you

You really shouldn't miss out on good stuff like this
Breaking away from boring themes and similar flows
Believe in hip hop Bohao You'll never be wrong
Even if Hot Dog says "Pihai, you're really pretentious!"

Hip Hop Tang Bohu Hip Hop Tang Bohu Hip Hop Tang Bohu
Others laugh at me for being too crazy
I laugh at them for not seeing through
My brain is like feces but it's charging
Providing wagyu dishes but selling buffet

They always say you have to turn on Auto Tune to be cool
But I prefer to sing old school I don't sing trap
I'm a beast without clothes swanking around like a pervert
Be careful your girlfriend might be taken away by me while laughing

I said the zombie's zombie's zombie cut
The longing of codfish is expensive
Bringing it onto the stage they said I was like making a fun gathering
I said their sense of humor was thrown into that garbage pile

They all use the same trap beat and flow to sing that kind of fast rap
I can't understand a single word oh my gosh so tiring
He's real only when he's sad and he's even more decadent
It's so fake to say I'm funny
Excuse me

You're harping on about being real
Aren't you great if you're the realest in your class
Being honest is not difficult you don't have to keep it on your lips
If you're just real you might as well become a monk

Hip Hop Tang Bohu Hip Hop Tang Bohu Hip Hop Tang Bohu
Others laugh at me for being too crazy
I laugh at them for not seeing through
My brain is like feces but it's charging
Providing wagyu dishes but selling buffet

It seemed like only yesterday we were waiting to watch Zhou Yan every week
In a flash, I was standing on the stage singing Lun Xinnian
Idols on the left underground on the right
Nondescript Pihai please stand in the middle

So suddenly standing here
Appreciating the moon, flowers, and Qiuxiang Wanheda is sitting behind me
Let me use a short passage
To express my ultimate longing for my good buddies on The Rap of China

Really don't be afraid to be more annoying just practice more
If you miss the number keep waiting not afraid of a runny nose
Compared to the bitterness at the beginning the end is relatively sweet
Besides rapping I love beautiful legs and beautiful looks

Let's lead the new wave of singing
No need to worry about your identity as an idol or underground anymore
But never forget to use your agent as a scapegoat
If the burden of an idol is too heavy just lie down and give up

Hip Hop Tang Bohu Hip Hop Tang Bohu Hip Hop Tang Bohu
Others laugh at me for being too crazy
I laugh at them for not seeing through
My brain is like feces but it's charging
Providing wagyu dishes but selling buffet